Top 5 Rides for the Average Bro: Animal Kingdom

Everyone has their “Top 5″ attractions to ride at Walt Disney World. But due to the large demographic of people who visit Walt Disney World, there can be many forms of “Top 5″ attraction lists. For instance, a 5 year old girl might want to ride Journey of the Little Mermaid while a 12 year old boy might be dying to ride Space Mountain. For that reason, I’m going through my “Top 5″ Disney World attractions, one theme park at a time starting with Animal Kingdom. Whether you’re with your Cinderella or your Fairy God Mother, here’s my Top 5 Rides for the Average Bro: Animal Kingdom

Animal Kingdom5. DINOSAUR.

It’s dark. It’s scary. And there are Dinosaurs chasing you.

4. Kali River Rapids

It’s wet. So I would avoid taking the plunge on a cold winter’s morning. But in the heat of the summer, this is a great attraction for the whole family to ride. You’re put on a 12-person raft and taken throughout the jungle. You’re guaranteed to get wet throughout the journey, but the 30 foot drop will DEFINITELY leave you soaked.

3. Primeval Whirl

This attraction is in DinoLand U.S.A. and you’re thinking, “this is for children, isn’t it?”. Think again, bro…think again. This ride spins, twists, turns, drops, and pulls you every which way. It might be underestimated, but it’s a must-ride for an average bro.

2. Kilimanjaro Safaris

One of my favorite attractions in all of Walt Disney World. Be temporarily teleported to Africa for a safari trek that will make you feel in-tune with the world. It’s unbelievable designed to allow you to see all sorts of wildlife in all shapes, sizes, and colors.

1. Expedition Everest

Dare to climb the mountain?

Expedition Everest